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You know that He Zhi Zhou?
That extremely handsome and outstanding student who was ceremoniously introduced to us on the social evening the other day?
When he saw men in the shower rooms, he...
You like He Zhi Zhou?
Don't dream of the impossible! I heard he likes guys.
What?
He Zhi Zhou...
... is gay?!
♬ If you want to cry, then cry. Don't be so proud ♬
♬ If you want to speak, then speak. Don't be so boring ♬
♬ You brought upon yourself the big problems in life ♬
♬ Let love burn as much as you let it ♬
♬ If you want to love, then love. Don't be so proud ♬
♬ If you want to sleep, then sleep. Don't be so cranky ♬
♬ We have been running along a road ♬
♬ Which is the most romantic wild roar of the youth ♬
Proud of Love
Xiao Xi.
Where's He Zhi Zhou?
You're calling me?
Come with me.
- Right now!- Okay.
- Shen Xi.- Yes?
Please explain it to me.
Explain what?
What did you do in the bathroom? Why does everyone think I'm... (gay?!)
How would I know? It's not my body, and
I don't know how to control it.
Fine. No need to explain anymore.
I want you to give me back my body right away.
How? You found a way?
- Sign the paper.- What is it?
Foreign researchers have already found a way to operate brain swap surgeries.
It's the most scientific way to resolve our problem.
Wouldn't it be expensive?
That's okay. I'll take care of the money and operate the surgery myself.
Yesterday, I've studied it for a night. We should have a 30% success rate.
Read and then sign it.
Who wants to sign this?
Also, how are you going to operate on yourself?
You may have a point.
Don't worry. Before we find a reliable way to swap our bodies,
I'll protect your reputation.
- But...- Say it.
In exchange, you need to treat Tang Tang nicely. At night, you need to call Tang Tang to say good night.
In the morning, say good morning to him. In the afternoon, eat lunch with him. You need to maintain my relationship with him.
It's my lifelong dream to be able to live happily ever after with him!
What kind of dream is that?
I beg you. Please?
Xiao Xi.
- What's going on?- Are you guys alright?
We're fine.
We are done talking, too. Shen Xi was just about to go home.
Is that so? Let me take you home, then.
No need.
Okay, it's just walking together for ten minutes anyway.
Huh? Yes.
Hey, you guys have to be good to each other.
- Don't forget to take care of the important things.- I know, I know.
Do you think he's gay?
Possibly. You see—
Hi.
What's wrong?
Zhou Zhou, we are all good roommates.
As the leader of the dorm, shouldn't I be embarking us on the journey to happiness?
♀ ❤ ♂(Female loves male)
But I need to know which direction to take us.
♂ ❤ ♀(Male loves female)
♂ ❤ ♂(Male loves male)
I'm really not gay.
It's just that I don't use it as much, so sometimes I can't control it well.
So you're still a virgin?
- No, no, no. It's just that recently I've—- I know.
You just got here and haven't found a suitable partner, right?
You should've said so earlier. We might not be good at many things,
but we're definitely good at picking up girls. If I claimed to be second best at it, no one would dare claim to be first.
Monkey, let's broaden his knowledge.
What?
Let's get laid!
Let's go.
Hey, hey!
Let's go.
Come on.
First, you have to lock in on a target.
According to Bao Bao and my incomplete statistics, there are around six thousand people coming and going on this street.
A portion of them are female students from Lu Da School of Arts, so you will be able to find someone suitable as long as you are patient.
What do you think of that girl?
Not bad.
Monkey. It's her, then.
Wait. I have something to say regarding this matter of picking up ladies.
When you see a beautiful girl but you aren't sure whether she likes you or not, you just need to
look her in the eyes. One, two, three.
Look her in the eyes for three seconds, and then avert your gaze.
And then, look her in the eyes again.
One, two, three.
After locking eyes with her for three seconds, you need to avert your gaze again.
And then look for three seconds again.
One, two, three.
Even though it's only for a short three seconds, and when you are looking at her and she is also looking at you, it means that she has feelings towards you, and this is when you attack.
Young girl, your house, my house, or someone else's house—
Wake up, Monkey.
What's wrong?
The three seconds method is really powerful.
Huh? Are you sure it's the three seconds method and not because of his handsome looks?
- You're very handsome as well.- Really?
Yeah. What about me?
Eh? Bao Bao, why aren't you talking?
Wow, this trick is really useful indeed. I never thought that picking up girls would be so easy. A new skill is obtained.
Alright. Next, please.
These days, girls are so shallow. They only look at appearances.
Right, Bao Bao?
Bao Bao?
Let me tell you something. Just earlier when I was at the cafe, I saw that He Zhi Zhou from Ying Hong Science and Engineering School.
- Really?- He is seriously so handsome.
Just staring at him in the eye for three seconds makes my heart beat.
You know that really rich, handsome and outstanding student? I heard that he only needs three seconds for one girl.
Hey, did you know that He Zhi Zhou seems to have a problem?
I heard that he's a...
Three-second guy?
- Tang Tang, you're here as well? - What?
Why are you here? Didn't you go send off Shen Xi?
You didn't go on a date before coming back? Where's Shen Xi?
Xiao Xi...
What's wrong?
Nothing.
Goodness, just tell me.
I just feel like Xiao Xi is acting a bit out of the ordinary.
Out of the ordinary?
Tell me a bit more.
Okay. Things were like this.
Xiao Xi.
Wait.
What is this? It's so ugly.
Safety first.
Riding this is cold in the winter and hot in the summer. You use this to pick up girls? What are you thinking?
Pick girls up?
Hey.
What? She said that?
I think it's time for me to reflect a bit, too.
Tang Tang, you can't lay all the blame on yourself.
She must have damaged her brain in that haunted building.
She should be fine after a while.
Don't take it to heart.
He Zhi Zhou.
Uh.
If you don't have anything else to say, I'm going to work now.
Work? What work? You have a job?
Yes. I'm working a part-time job at a bar.
A bar? Then how did Shen Xi not know about it?
I didn't want her to worry.
Of course, she'd be.
What do you do at the bar?
He turned silent. He actually turned silent!
Could it be that type...
What type?
Why would you ruin yourself like that?
I work as a waiter at the bar.
- Are there a lot of hot chicks there?- Not too bad.
Do any of them chase you?
- I'm going now. Please keep it a secret for me. I don't want Xiao Xi to worry.- Hey, I—
Tang Tang.
- Boss.- Huh?
We passed on your heroic feat to the club society.
They are dying to see you right now. They said if you don't come, they will never love again.
For the sake of the happiness of the school's male students, please come with us.
Okay.
Alright. Up the bridge you go.
Let me down. Let me down!
Come.
Heaven and Earth, Sun and Moon. I, Hou Zhen Quan,
I, Yuan Wei Ren, and he, He Zhi Zhou,
swear to be sworn brothers in the club. In this life, we will work together as a team,
go through difficulties together, and live and die together for the sake of girls. We will be loyal through the ages.
We have prepared a welcoming gift for you.
A gift? For me?
Get ready.
One, two, three, four!
A "root" cultivation technique that will defeat the enemy in one move. One, two, three, four!
Two, two, three, four! Three, two, three, four!
Four, two, three, four!
Boss, why aren't you doing it? I'll teach you, so just follow me.
One, two, three...
A "root" cultivation technique that will defeat the enemy in one move. One, two, three, four!
Two, two, three, four! Three, two, three, four!
Four, two, three, four! One, two, three, four!
Two, two, three, four! Three, two, three, four!
Four, two, three, four!
Tang Tang.
He Zhi Zhou is so lucky. He gets to see Tang Tang every day after waking up.
He Zhi Zhou
What's up?
It's starting again.
What's starting again?
Your thing... I can't get it down.
What should I do?
Was this the effect they were talking about yesterday?
If you can't do it, just press harder.
You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Of course not. It's beyond my control.
I'm trying hard.
Are you sick?
Let me look.
What are you doing, pervert?
It is my body.
Also, I have the right to sue you for intentional injury and sexual assault for what you did today.
I haven't even argued with you about you being mean to Tang Tang.
It's all because Tang Tang has a good temperament, so he lets things pass.
I told you to text him good night, but you didn't. And you still dare to complain about me.
My sexual orientation has already been slandered and became crooked (gay).
You really think I can fall in love with Lin Yu Tang? So what if I yell at your boyfriend?
And what's with the "three-second guy"?
What have you been doing with my body?
Help each other? What a joke.
You... I...
You are daring. He Zhi Zhou, you better behave yourself.
Your body is with me. Beware that I'll punch you more forcefully.
You dare? Don't forget that
your body is with me, too. I will kill you with a thousand kinds of chemicals without anyone knowing.
What the heck? What's with that strange expression?
You face is pretty for nothing.
I'm pretty? How am I pretty?
You're pretty. You're pretty. You're so pretty.
Why didn't you show up for acting class?
Your role is just that of a passerby. It doesn't matter even if I don't go.
Why do you talk about my profession in such a manner?
There are only little actors and no little roles, don't you know?
What about you? Why didn't you attend my classes? Do you want to make me look bad?
I did go.
I just can't understand chemical symbols. They all look the same to me.
I don't understand them.
You are ruining my illustrious life, don't you know?
You're the one ruining my future.
And you are ruining my love life as well.
What future do you have to be ruined? Don't follow me. Freaking jinx (in English).
Hey, what did you say?
What did the English words mean? Tell me!
What are you looking at?
Pig head!
Wait!
Our relationship is over, and our contract is void. Give me my phone. I have to call Tang Tang to apologize.
You don't have to maintain our relationship.
Exactly what I wished for.
Give me back that necklace. It was a gift from Tang Tang, so I can't let you keep wearing it.
And my proposal ring is in your dorm
along with my diary and my other babies. Don't you dare touch them. Give them all back to me.
Who cares? You can go retrieve the rest yourself.
Before I find a way to swap our bodies back, don't let me see you again.
Good-bye.
Let's not meet again.
Haircut.
Pretty lady, hello. Do you have a master in mind?
Tony.
You're a frequent visitor?
No. It's my first time. Don't tell me there isn't a hairdresser named Tony here?
You sure know how to joke. If not for Teacher Tony,
we wouldn't even have gotten our operating license.
Lin Er Gou, haircut!
Please come this way.
This feels much better.
Tang Tang, are you busy?
I've done a lot of things that may have caused you to misunderstand me.
Sorry, it's my fault.
Please don't blame me.
I'm afraid we won't be able to see each other for now.
The reason for that...
I'll tell you later.
Don't worry, Tang Tang. Your Xiao Xi
will come back very soon.
Dou Dou?
- Xiao Xi, your new short haircut is so cool. - Ow!
What? Short hair?
Where's my hair?
I grew my hair for five long years for Tang Tang.
How can you just cut it like that?
The weather was too hot, so I cut it.
You jerk!
Where's my armpit hair?
Where's my leg hair?
Where is it?
Who cares about your leg hair.
Where is my hair? Give me back my hair.
Aren't you embarrassed to act like this in public?
The one who I'm embarrassing is you!
Hey, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Did I hurt you?
Ya!
- I'll kill you.- Let go of me.
Xiao Xi, calm down.
Let go of me.
Go away. You're so annoying.
Be good.
He's so handsome.
He Zhi Zhou, don't think that you can play after I let you off today.
I am not done with you.
Stupid pervert.
Bastard.
You're shameless. I'll kill you.
I'll kill you... Kill you... Kill you... Kill you...
Boss, what are you doing?
Slimming my face. Slapping face slimming method.
Have you guys not heard about it?
We want to try as well.
Boss, why aren't you hitting?
Huh? Oh, okay.
Boss, are you tired?
- Would you like my help?- No, it's okay.
I'll do it myself.
Boss, why do you have so many white hairs?
- I'll help you pick them.- No, it's okay.
Continue.
Bao Bao, come here.
How does it feel? Is it different when other people hit you?
I think you're right. It does feel different.
Boss, it really does feel different. Do you want to try?
No, no.
Does it hurt?
Just a little.
Pain makes it more effective.
Use a bit more force.
Boss, are you sure you don't want to try?
Tang Tang, sorry.
I don't know what's wrong with me. I cut the hair that I grew out for you.
I'm so sad.
You look very pretty with short hair.
It's late, so you should go to bed.
Oh. Goodnight.
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[There are interesting scenes in the trailer!]
♬ If you were a rainbow that is hard to be seen ♬
♬ I am willing to be a passerby's gasp of surprise ♬
♬ If you were also a star that could be seen but unattainable ♬
♬ We were already fated to not match with one another ♬
♬ However, I am already an ordinary person ♬
♬ Able to understand everything, yet my heart still hurts deeply ♬
♬ We talked cheerfully, joked around together, and shared our inner thoughts with one another ♬
♬ However, our souls do not dare to acknowledge each other ♬
Hello?
Go and find a mirror right now.
I want to know if your body and my body encountered the same problem.
If I ask you to look into the mirror, you'd better look!
Ehh... AHHHH!